Itsericat

Ask me anything   Makeup Artist & Lady trying to make her dreams come true.

Going through a breakup means watching netflix in all your spare time so you don’t call them. Viva parks and rec.

— 2 weeks ago with 1 note

I’m positive my cats hate me for leaving them so much.

— 1 month ago

Bumpy landing. My first thought was am I really gonna dies with the smell of someone else’s fart in my nose. Thankfully I’m alive

— 1 month ago
"You think relationships are difficult? Try friendships. Try courting someone in order to convince them to join you in some nameless, shapeless Platonic complication — forever. Convince an adult stranger that you are worth a healthy slice of their limited time and energy without the prize of sex or romance."
Laura Jayne Martin (via turquoisebeads)

(Source: nerdylashes, via vintagevandalizm)

— 1 month ago with 72714 notes

pornstarwars:

marriage is kinda weird though because it’s like ‘i love you, lets get the law involved so you can’t leave”

(via deathistheroadtoawe)

— 1 month ago with 173996 notes

merkkultra:

do men have resting bitch faces as well or do they not have negative characteristics ascribed to them for putting on a neutral rather than a deliriously happy facial expression

(Source: theanunnakiconnection, via lipstickstainedlove)

— 1 month ago with 83888 notes

all i wanna do is stay in bed and watch american horror story all day

— 2 months ago