all gussied up for a skype interview, now its a phone interview good grief charlie brown job number 4?
Ladies and Fellas make sure you take time to feed your soul with the feel good music of my brother @aiseataimani Now available on iTunes.
Definition of clown face makeup.
Going through a breakup means watching netflix in all your spare time so you don’t call them. Viva parks and rec.
I’m positive my cats hate me for leaving them so much.
Bumpy landing. My first thought was am I really gonna dies with the smell of someone else’s fart in my nose. Thankfully I’m alive
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