Going through a breakup means watching netflix in all your spare time so you don’t call them. Viva parks and rec.
I’m positive my cats hate me for leaving them so much.
Bumpy landing. My first thought was am I really gonna dies with the smell of someone else’s fart in my nose. Thankfully I’m alive
"You think relationships are difficult? Try friendships. Try courting someone in order to convince them to join you in some nameless, shapeless Platonic complication — forever. Convince an adult stranger that you are worth a healthy slice of their limited time and energy without the prize of sex or romance."
all i wanna do is stay in bed and watch american horror story all day